tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55455901823995744142024-02-20T01:56:08.252-08:00Frightening TRUE thoughts of a serial liar.FuckedUphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613835454814409203noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5545590182399574414.post-35974623899232506772007-02-17T18:45:00.000-08:002007-02-18T18:18:14.017-08:00First Post!<span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >I am not sure why I put an exclamation point as the finishing punctuation in my title. I am half stoned and for some reason semi-afraid to even create this blog....I am certainly not excited.<br /><br />Why then am I doing so? Why am I creating a blog? Because I am afraid if I don't get the thoughts that haunt me on a daily basis out of my mind...then my mind will simply explode. And while I truly loathe myself at times, to a point of sickness I believe, I still love myself too much to let myself fucking die or even worse kill myself.<br /><br />A few disclaimers before we get too far into this fucking thing:<br /></span><ul style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:arial;" ><li><span style="font-size:85%;">While I am most certainly a serial liar I am going to give every attempt...every attempt..at being 100% truthful in this blog. I am truly screaming for help and need to start being honest with msyelf.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">I think its important that you know what state of mind I may be in while writing so I feel obligated to disclose when I am under the influence of weed or alcohol or hungover (an oddly large amount of time). Each post will end with some sort of indication of my current status.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">I also swear wayyyy too much and will attempt at refraining from as much as I can.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">I have no idea how long I will choose to do this but feel there needs to be some sort of guidelines or goals that need to be adhered to. Since I am a coward I'll set the bar high at say...I dunno, two posts per week for four weeks? We'll review were we are after that time.<br /></span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">I am a below average writer at best...deal with it or offer suggestions to help.</span></li></ul><span style="font-family: lucida grande;font-family:lucida grande;font-size:85%;" >With all of that being said...I feel the need to get higher and watch the NBA 3-point shoot out and slam dunk contest.<br /><br />I will try and leave you each post with one truthism about me that I have fault with and hope to improve.<br /><br />I have ZERO self-discipline and am somehow sure that I will fail to meet the requirements I had bullet-pointed above.<br /><br />Half-baked.</span>FuckedUphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16613835454814409203noreply@blogger.com0